i wont rest until ive complained about everything
(via bintimombasa)
I love academic papers written solely for the purpose of dragging another researcher. It’s like Jersey Shore but in academia.
Any title including the phrase “A Response To: ” is basically an intellectual bar fight.
*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
I can tell myself all day, “be heartless, fuck em” but in all reality, I have a big ass heart, and can’t treat people bad, that’s just not me.
(via powerberry)
i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge
do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
my life
(via powerberry)
my 2016 goals plummeted all the way down to “survive” really quick
(via powerberry)
*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again
(via guiltyfilthycasuals)
Somewhere in the galaxy, your childhood is still currently visible. Your past self still exists, traveling through space at the speed of light.
We need to invent warp drive so I can punch the image of my 13-year-old self in the fucking face
(via leispiachh)
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
(via perseidcloud)
person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking
me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety
(via theliteralmermaid)